I looked out the window at one stage to take a break from all the snogging. The double decker bus in the yard looked in danger of falling over the wind was that . I have no idea why there was a double decker bus in the yard. Not the foggiest clue. Not sure why The Beatles White Album was playing in the background either. Good album though. Now that I think of it I reckon the girl I was kissing was Emma Stone. She’s a fine thing. A good kisser too. Anyways the bus blew over in the end but no one was around. So no injuries.

It’s one hell of a hologram we’re living in. I have the old internet. It tells me now that the world as we know it isn’t how we know it at all. No. It’s all two dimensional and in black and white like an old television.