I did not have to be asked twice I fought off all those other ex-drunks and we both got laid better than ever.

A few weeks ago I finally admitted it was the first bit of sex I had had since stopping drinking so it was like she was getting someone who’d been in prison for three years. She said she could have told me that and we got back to the meeting we were having with the lawyers about the three movie deal she had brokered for my fourth novel. Not only did she have legs that went all the way to heaven, she had brains, connections and power. And that was the sexiest thing of all. I wrote, she published, took care of contracts, my book tours and we made more money than sense and all was well with the world.

Of course there’s been all sorts