STOP!! Jesus you wish the feckin’ phone would stop ringing. The train has well and truly left the station. Opening Night approaching. The management downstairs are onside. Food will be provided. Now all you have to do is serve up some comedy. Some very funny hit-it-out-of-the- park big whoosh comedy.

You only moved to this town recently and you really like it. You want this new club to be a real offering to the people. You’d love it to be here in five years time. You realise that there is a lot of comedy here already but there’s always room for one more, right?

If only it was that simple. Because this is your baby what you really have to do is flier and poster the town. Set up a comedy offering that will put you above all the rest.