Even better, the markers are making a mind map with the centre bubble clearly and honestly proclaiming “COMEDY.” One line to the right side points wonderfully to one word “WORKSHOPS.”

Workshops. Jesus, that’s it!

You can run Stand Up Comedy Workshops and do a show in the space downstairs when the attendees are finished using them as the talent. Genius.

You’re gonna be rich. Posters- networking- Facebook- Free Texts to EVERYONE. Even random chicks long since forgotten.

The 420 text messages you send promoting “A Brand New Comedy Adventure,” are met with “Don’t ever txt me again” about half a dozen times. Undeterred, you press on.