It’s 2am this can only be good, right?
Lightswitch found, Epsom Salts water all over floor, you press the green button and croak,
“Hello.?”
“Didn’t wake you did I?” voice full of energy, bright.
“Nope,” croaking
“Good to get you on the phone.” Zappy.
Place hand over phone, hack, hack, clear throat, deep breath, smile.
“BRILLIANT to hear from you. I was due to call you tomorrow to say hello,” way, way, way too enthusiastic.
“What are you up to mate?” Tone change. Fuzzy alarm bells.